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		<title>Trophies theft suspected</title>
		<link>http://satsportnz.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/trophies-theft-suspected/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 22:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cricket]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[james sutherland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Federal Police have been called into Cricket Australia&#8217;s Jolimont St Headquarters as a number of prized and valuable trophies have gone missing. &#8220;Mate, some thieving bastard has nicked most of our trophies.&#8221; seethed Chief Executive James Sutherland. &#8220;Hadn&#8217;t noticed &#8217;til the other day as this big giant crystal vase that we get for smacking the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=108&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jones eyes more records</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rugby Union]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stephen jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[welsh rugby]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Although his team has returned home empty-handed from their visit, Welsh flyhalf Stephen Jones believes on a personal note he has achieved everything he set out to and is looking forward to a further date with the All Blacks in November at Cardiff. &#8220;It was important I got onto the field in the second test,&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=103&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Caffeine overdose blamed for crash</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Formula 1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mark webber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[red bull]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Red Bull driver Mark Webber has pointed to an excess culture of drinking before racing as the cause of his spectacular crash at the European Formula 1 Grand Prix in Valencia this morning (NZT). &#8220;Mate, me and Sebs chugged down at least a dozen shots before we got strapped in.&#8221; Webber explained. &#8220;Sebs is such a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=99&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Socceroos failure causes coup</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[julia gillard]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We can exclusively reveal that the real reason behind yesterday&#8217;s sensational change in Australia&#8217;s leadership was the performance of the Socceroos at the FIFA World Cup. The effeminate-looking Kevin Rudd has been dumped and replaced with the masculine features of feminist Julia Gillard as Australia&#8217;s Prime Minister. &#8220;We&#8217;ve been worried about the decline in Australia&#8217;s masculinity for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=92&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jinxed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Soccer / Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[all whites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ricki herbert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan nelsen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trevor mallard]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The writing was on the wall well before kickoff according to All Whites coach Ricki Herbert, as he picked over the carcass of his side&#8217;s exit from the FIFA World Cup. &#8221; As soon as I heard we had to wear the All Blacks uniform I knew we were in trouble,&#8221; he explained. &#8220;Those jokers [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=89&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Light Stops Play</title>
		<link>http://satsportnz.wordpress.com/2010/06/24/bad-light-stops-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john isner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nicolas mahut]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A visibly shattered John Isner walked off the grass to a standing ovation after a fantastic rearguard action with partner Nick Mahut prevented a First Rounders victory at Wimbledon Common today. Isner and Mahut are both 59 not out after a 10-hour stay, the longest last-wicket stand in history, and will be back tomorrow to see if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=85&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Irish send condolences</title>
		<link>http://satsportnz.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/irish-send-condolences/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Soccer / Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world cup]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ireland&#8217;s Prime Minister Brian Cowen has sent his French counterpart Francois Fillon a note of sympathy, following the exit of Les Bleus from the FIFA World Cup. &#8220;In this dark hour, we offer the hand of friendship&#8221;, the note said in part. However, an office cleaner found an earlier draft crumpled up in a rubbish bin [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=82&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>NZRU employee fails breath-test</title>
		<link>http://satsportnz.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/nzru-employee-fails-breath-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rugby Union]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buck anderson]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[steve tew]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An NZRU employee was refused entry to work today after failing a breath-test at the Union&#8217;s Head Office. At NZRU&#8217;s request, Police had set up checkpoints on all doors leading into the building at 1 Hinemoa Street. Privately some staff expressed their anger at what they saw as an intrusion on their civil rights,  but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=79&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wimbledon Postponed</title>
		<link>http://satsportnz.wordpress.com/2010/06/22/wimbledon-postponed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 22:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wimbledon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After just one day, the All England Lawn Tennis Club has been forced to postpone the remainder of Wimbledon by three weeks. For once the weather is not to blame, as officials admitted their blunder in not moving the tournament from its clash with the FIFA World Cup. AELTC spokesperson Johnny Perkins explained media coverage [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=76&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Middle Earth rejoices &#8211; White is the new Black</title>
		<link>http://satsportnz.wordpress.com/2010/06/21/middle-earth-rejoices-white-is-the-new-black/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 08:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jock</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[all whites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[azzurri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lord of the rings]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sitting at the bottom of the world hardly recognised by anybody (except when a historical trilogy was released for world cinema audiences), Middle Earth is filled with inhabitants who crave recognition and acceptance from global society. More often than not it comes through the efforts on the sporting field and today that oft-forgotten part of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=satsportnz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14189663&amp;post=68&amp;subd=satsportnz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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