Caffeine overdose blamed for crash

Red Bull driver Mark Webber has pointed to an excess culture of drinking before racing as the cause of his spectacular crash at the European Formula 1 Grand Prix in Valencia this morning (NZT).

“Mate, me and Sebs chugged down at least a dozen shots before we got strapped in.” Webber explained. “Sebs is such a crack up, he said to me as we went out he was so pumped he could end up flying, you know, like the commercials. And look what happened!”

Although a little disappointed at failing to finish, Webber enjoyed his brief time in the stratosphere on the mind-altering substance. “It certainly was a different buzz compared to, say, Le Mans in ’99″ (where Webber earned the Moto-Gymnast of the Year award for his triple somersault from a pike position).

 Team Principal Christian Horner suggested more exciting developments were in the wings. “I’ll have a chat with the aerodynamical team, and we might do some testing on a half-pipe somewhere, but our car has got potential to get some major hang-time which will help deliver our sponsor’s message.” he said.

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