The new PM chooses Australia's new sporting colours
We can exclusively reveal that the real reason behind yesterday’s sensational change in Australia’s leadership was the performance of the Socceroos at the FIFA World Cup. The effeminate-looking Kevin Rudd has been dumped and replaced with the masculine features of feminist Julia Gillard as Australia’s Prime Minister.
“We’ve been worried about the decline in Australia’s masculinity for a long time,” explained Andy Johns, a spokesperson spokesman for Men Against Namby-pamby Ladyboys (MANLY). “We’re the last bastion of male chauvinism and if we don’t so something drastic we’ll join the rest of the world as PC pandering pooftahs.”
The last straw for MANLY was seeing their sissy representatives failing in South Efrika. “Sending them was bad enough,” said Johns. “We don’t want the world knowing we have these kind of blokes in our country. But having sent them, the least they could do was uphold Australia’s proud sporting heritage and knock a few teeth out in the process.”
MANLY is encouraged that PM Gillard has already banned the Ballerinaroos (Men’s Netball) from attending their World Championships in 3 months time, although will be watching her performance closely. “It is a little worry her bloke’s a hairdresser,” Johns noted.
